Brief Jerky Underwear For Valentines Day

Nothing says "I Love You" like a home-made Valentine's Day Gift - made out of meat.

Introducing Do-It-Yourself Brief Jerky - underwear you make for your sweetie out of meat. Really.

The website, instructables.com, provides step by step instructions on how to create a pair of unmentionables using dried meat.....

You'll need a couple pounds of ground beef, soy sauce, hot sauce, seasonings, and more. So, grab yourself a meat dehydrator and get started.

Imagine the look on her face when you say, "Look, honey, I made these for you!"