Cat Country 107.3 Offers Baseball’s Alex Rodriguez a Job
On the heels of New York Yankee Alex Rodriquez being suspended for one season by Major League Baseball, Cat Country 107.3 is offering Rodriguez a job with the South Jersey Radio Station.
I, Joe Kelly, Brand Manager for Townsquare Media’s Cat Country 107.3/WPUR, am offering Alex Rodruguez a contract of $500,000 to work for Cat Country from February 1, 2014 – February 1, 2015.
In case you’re wondering, the $500,000 is equal to the Major League Baseball minumum salary for 2014.
For this contract, Mr. Rodriquez must agree to the following:
*Appear as the Cat Country Sports Reporter on our morning show each morning, Tuesday – Friday from 5:30 – 10am. (We’re giving him Monday mornings off – we’ve read he enjoys long weekends.)
*Make 25 2-hour appearances throughout the year at designated events, client businesses, and such.
*Play shortstop for our Cat Country Softball Team. Must play at least 6 innings of at least 25 games in 2014.
*Autograph 100 baseballs each month. Each will be donated to charities of our choosing.
*Bring in doughnuts for the rest of the morning show once per month.
Mr. Rodriguez, or his agent, may contact me to discuss the acceptance of this deal, anytime between now and January 30th, via email: firstname.lastname@example.org.