Cat Country to Launch 500 Imaginary Balloons

The next Cat Country Balloon Launch is a "GO"!

Monday, on the Cat Country Morning Show, I'll be not-exactly-live in West Egg Harbor (is there such a place) to launch 500 Imaginary Cat Country Balloons.

We expect these imaginary balloons to spread out over South Jersey, with some making their way into the Atlantic Ocean. A couple of the little imaginary devils may actually find their way to the Pacific Ocean.

This imaginary balloon launch can actually mean imaginary prizes for you!  Attached to each imaginary balloon will be imaginary prizes! Imaginary cars, imaginary washers and dryers, imaginary cash, and even imaginary puppies! Find an imaginary balloon with an imaginary prize - and you keep it.

Listen for the imaginary balloon launch live Monday morning on the Cat Country Morning Show.

Even though we've use the word imaginary more than 15 times, we expect some people will still miss the point, and think we're doing something to harm someone or something. If you need further clarification, let me me frank: They are imaginary balloons. No actual balloons will really be launched.