Congress Says Go Ahead And Eat A Horse
Congress has passed a law that could allow horses to be slaughtered for human consumption.
"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."
"Today you are....but, tomorrow, you are dinner!"
Obviously eating horse meat opens up the door to a bunch of really bad jokes. Here's what I got:
*The next time you're so hungry you can eat a horse - go ahead!
*I heard the Galloping Gourmet was coming out of retirement.
*Seabiscuits and gravy, anyone? Cracker and crackers? How about a Quarter Horse Pounder?