Egg Harbor Township Restaurant Sends Me Their Liquor Order
I get a lot of emails. Probably several hundred each day. This one was.....different.
I get emails from listeners, record companies, singers, public relations firms, advertisers, co-workers, and more, but this was a first for me.
I received, via email, a restaurant's liquor order. Yep, that's it below. Probably not a big order, but, I don't really know - I've never seen one before.
Why would they send it to me? Do they think I stockpile liquor in my garage? My basement? Does the Cat Country Truck look like a liquor delivery vehicle?
I honestly don't know. I'm sure it's just some sort of email mistake. I have ordered food online from this restaurant, but this is the first time they sent me an order.
I was thinking I'd grab some big boxes, a video camera, and head over to their place and capture their reaction as I walk in with their "order." Then, I remembered how lazy I am and that seems like a long way to go for such a small joke.
I guess it ends here. I don't even have the energy to pick up the phone and call them they made a mistake.
So, if you're out to eat this weekend, ask for some Red Diamond Wine to go with that big slab of meat. If they say they're out, laugh, because you'll know that I had the order, and I'm not filling it.