I know. You've tried to Friend Me on Facebook... but you get rejected.

Instead, you get this message: "Unable to Send Friend Request.This person has reached the friend request limit, but you are now following them."

Facebook has a limit of how many friends a person can have. The limit is 5,000, but somehow I have more than that. (Shhh....don't tell them.)

You can follow me though. If you tried to friend me, you may automatically be following me. If not, just go to my page, and click the Follow button. Followers get the same stuff as friends, but I'm not allowed to contribute to your kids' college funds - and, you don't get to see me take a shower on Thursdays.

You can also become a fan of Cat Country on Facebook.

If you're interested, you can also follow me on Twitter.