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Fortune Cookie Fail

Fortune Cookie
Chris Coleman, Townsquare Media

Over the weekend, the wife and I were at a Chinese restaurant and we were met with a fortune cookie fail.

After dinner, we cracked open the traditional after dinner fortune cookies and mine was rather uninteresting — something about being happy and blah, blah, blah.  My wife opened hers and all it said was, “relationships.”

Relationships — what?

What about relationships? Good? Bad? Will last forever? Don’t get into one?

And then I got to thinking that somewhere, somebody got the other half of that fortune — all their cookie said was something like, “whatever you do, do not get into…” or, “you will have long and happy…”  — and now that person is as confused as we are and will spend the rest of his or her life (or about three minutes) wondering what in the world to watch out for.

Fail.

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