The following is meant to be light-hearted and humorous. It's definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Several years ago Comedian Chris Rock did this funny skit about avoiding confrontation with the police.

I don't care if you're black, white, red, green, or blue  - it's pretty funny.

Again, this is not safe for work - it contains a bunch of bad words. Plus some really bad words.

(There may actually be some truth here, too...)