I Can’t Be Facebook Friends With Your Dead Relatives Anymore
I'm so sorry for your loss, but I need to make some room.
Facebook will only allow a person to have 5,000 friends. I currently have 411 outstanding friend requests. I want to be friends with as many people as I can, because, you know, I'm a friendly guy! But... Facebook won't allow it.
So, here's where you come in. I can't be friends any longer with people who have passed. I know my current list of 5,000 people currently includes some people no longer Facebooking. If possible, if you happen to know someone who I may still be friends with, but who has also passed on, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I appreciate it, and, again, I'm sorry for your loss.
By the way, whether you're living or deceased, you can always follow me here.