I had to run into Target the other night and it wasn't until I was in the store that I realized I might be asked where the Christmas lights are.

You see, unlike other stores (even though it's a lot like other stores), when you're in Target wearing a red polo shirt, like I was, you automatically look like every employee there. Luckilly, I did manage to escape without having to help someone carry a heavy box out to their car.

Just keep this in mind:  there are only two things you can do with a red polo shirt (if you're singing "red polo shirt" to Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" at this point, I am, too)... #1: wear it with khakis and look like a Target employee, or #2: wear it with faded blue jeans and look like Gilligan (from the TV show).