I've got a lot of thoughts rambling around in my head. Buckle up and read.

*Thanks to Facebook, I've now seen every bathroom in South Jersey, one mirror shot at a time. (Why do so many people take photos in the bathroom?)

*Based on a survey of my own teenagers and various interns who walk into the Cat Country studio, kids today are spending more time with Twitter and less time on Facebook. I think it's because most moms and dads don't know how to tweet. (That's what she said....)

*I can't stop thinking about "That's what she said." When it works, it works! Click here for more.

*From the police blotter, adult film legend Jenna Jameson was charged with DUI after reportedly slamming into a pole. Hey, wasn't that the name of her last movie?

*Today is Sunglasses Day! I've never paid more than $15 for a pair of sunglasses... I'm very proud of that.

*I've never paid more than $30 for a pair of sneakers for myself. I'm proud of that, too. (Please don't ask how much I've spent on sneakers for my son --- way too much.....)

*Speaking of my son - he'll turn 17 in a few weeks..... he plays baseball. One of the teams he plays for is in the ACBL. I recommend you catch a game on a summer evening in Atlantic County. There are some really good games being played. And, in the case of at least one game - last night - some sloppy ones....

*Why do we watch so many food and cooking shows? Why do we like watching Gordon Ramsay so much?

*Yesterday's "Dumb Story of the Morning" involved a man shoplifting meat by stuffing it down his pants. I don't want to eat anything that's been in somebody's pants. Not even my pants. Front or back.