Joe Kelly’s Random Tuesday Thoughts

Thoughts rambling around in my head today......

It's Senior Citizens Day. The two biggest complaints ever registered from old folks: "Get off my lawn", and "I'm on a fixed income!"

Speaking of senior citizens, comedian Phylis Diller has died at the age of 95. She was a true pioneer. Really. Covered wagons, cooking over a fire, sleeping under the stars.....

Great Adventure says after this season, they will no longer allow you to roll through the Safari in your own car. So, no more monkeys going potty on your sunroof, stealing your windshield wipers, and bending your antennas. That's a shame.

What I'd like to see at the Wild Safari.... is just let people run through the park. Most people won't, but you know that there are some idiots that will want to give it a try. Make it like the "Hunger Games" - except it's the animals that are hungry and hunting. Survival of the fittest.

Great to see the home of the Masters Golf Tournament, Augusta National, is finally allowing two women to join the club. Financier Darla Moore and former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice are being welcomed. What a monumental day for wealthy women who want to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to play golf!

Blair from "Facts of Life" is coming back to TV. She's going to be on Survivor. So is former baseball player Jeff Kent. I'd say Kent is the most mediocre player to ever win an MVP award.

The Atlantic City area needs a Cheesecake Factory Restaurant. Can I get an Amen?

If you didn't see this amazing video yet, watch it. The best rope-walking stunt ever!