NJ Pokemon Go Player Gets Stuck in Tree
The ridiculous Pokemon Go stories keep getting better and better (or is it worse and worse?)
A player here in New Jersey found himself in need of rescue after getting stuck in a tree while playing the game.
The unidentified man was rescued by the East Greenwich Township Fire Department in Gloucester County after he got stuck chasing a Pokemon up a tree...in a cemetery.
See the photos of the rescue HERE.
There's so many things wrong with this, I don't know where to begin. There are a few questions I'd like to ask this person though:
- Why are you playing this game in a cemetery?
- Do you realize you chased a fictional character into a tree?
- Do you understand that if you're going to climb a tree, you should probably have an exit strategy?
These stories are really making me wonder if this game is some kind of orchestrated exercise in population control.