PETA Ignores ‘Doggie-Style’ and 39 Other Animal Phrases

PETA has spoken out about animal phrases that it doesn't like, but apparently, they have ignored other "animal-inspired-phrases."

I guess I should note that if you're sensitive to stuff, you may not want to click.

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), has come out with a list of phrases, offering alternatives for people to use, so "speciesism" is no longer a part of your daily vocabulary.

Funny, I didn't realize that speciesism was a problem.

Funny, I didn't know speciesism was a word......

Sharp-eyed me has noticed that they have ignored many other animal-related-phrases, so, PETA, if you're reading, please give us some alternatives to these phrases:

1. Doggie-Style

2. Son of a Bitch!

3. I Smell Bacon! (My favorite phrase when I see a police car - and, honestly I mean no offense or disrespect to ANY law enforcement officers.)

4. BullSh*t!

5. Nice Beaver!

6. The Elephant in the Room.

7. Hung Like a Horse.

8. Pig Headed.

9. Let the Cat Out of the Bag.

10. One Trick Pony.

11. Hold Your Horses!

12. The Lion's Share.

13. That Gets My Goat.

14. Weasel Out of It.

15. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.

16. Wild Goose Chase.

17. Quit Cold Turkey.

18. Loaded for Bear.

19. Watch You Like a Hawk.

20. Don't Bird-Dog Me!

21. A Fish Out of Water.

22. You've Got Ants in Your Pants.

23. Chicken Sh*t.

24. Teach an Old Dog New Tricks.

25. Busy as a Bee.

26. Moving at a Snail's Pace.

27. Open a Can of Worms.

28. Crazy Like a Fox.

29. The World is Your Oyster.

30. It's a Dog Eat Dog World.

31. Eagle-Eye.

32. Get Your Ducks in a Row.

33. Hold Your Horses.

34. I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle!

35. Pick of the Litter.

36. They Call it Puppy Love.

37. Easy as Shooting Fish in a Barrel.!

38. I've got Butterflies (in my stomach).

39. A Bull in a China Shop.

40. Wolf in a Sheep's Clothing.