Is there such a thing as strip club etiquette? Yes. Yes, there is.

A Gloucester County man reportedly had the cops called on him after he told the management at Cheerleader's Gentlemen's Club in Gloucester City that he couldn't afford the, erm, services he'd received.

Phillyvoice.com says the man could only afford $11 of the $150 worth of lap dances he'd received.

*FACEPALM*

Isn't it, like, the number one rule when planning to go to a strip club to make sure you're carrying a decent amount of cash? Not that I'm an expert on the subject, but common sense would lead you to believe that one wouldn't enter the establishment with an empty wallet.

The club chose not to press charges and the man was simply escorted from the establishment. Apparently, the guy offered to come in the next day to settle his tab. No one yet knows whether or not he returned to do so. Considering he's now banned from the club, the safest bet would be "no".

Source: PhillyVoice.com