WHAT!! Bacon Shortage?
WHAT? This must be a lie! Say it ain't so!
WHAT? This must be a lie! Say it ain't so!
Have you had it with bacon stuffed with bacon and wrapped with bacon?
Put some bacon on it. There you go. That's the solution to whatever ails you.
In Japan, customers at Burger King can add bacon to their Whopper. (And, we all know how painful that can be...)
The next time you find yourself in Germany and you feel the need to have a heart attack the quickest possible way, track down this bad boy.