Chainsaw

Fall's spookiest, most entertaining festival is fast approaching! But Witch Craft is so much more than just a place to sample beer and spirits. Check out all the escapades that await you in Hammonton, NJ this month.

Excuse me sir, is that a chainsaw in your pants?

It's possible you might have done one or two things in your life that featured your life flashing before your eyes. Afterward, you may have realized that the thing you did wasn't very bright. I'm sure this guy in Illinois is probably reconsidering  just what he was doing with the chainsaw.