The Mystery of the Joe Kelly Sunglasses

I have a pair of sunglasses that don't belong to me. I don't know who owns them, and that really bothers me.

A couple years ago, I found these sunglasses in the pocket behind the passenger seat in my car, and I can't figure out who they belong to.

Yeah, those are the glasses, on my face in the photo above. Clearly, they are women's glasses. On sunny occasions when I've been in need of shielding my eyes from the sun's glare, I've reached back, grabbed them, and threw them on. Reaction from anyone who has seen them on me has been 100% negative.

I've checked with seemingly every female who has ever been in my car, and no won claims the glasses. Wives, ex-wives, children, friends, co-workers, kids' friends.... (Nope, no secret rendezvous, clandestine relationships, or street-walker pimping to make this mystery more mysterious, either....)

So, if the glasses belong to you, let me know, please. Also, let me know how they happened to get into my car! I have to know!