If you asked me to build a rope swing, I'd go out back and try to tie an old tire to a tree branch.

No doubt, I'd then try out the swing, break the tree branch, swear a few times, then completely give up. That is, if you could initially persuade me to get off the couch.

Well, along comes this guy, and his friends. This just looks like too much work and to much danger for me. I'll stick to watching "Finding Bigfoot" from the comfort of my couch.