This Seven-Patty Cheeseburger Will Shatter Your Dietary Goals

You've probably craved, at one time or another, a cheeseburger from a fast food restaurant. Maybe even a double cheeseburger. And then there are those times you wished someone made a septuple cheeseburger.

Steak 'n Shake is now making the "Ultimate Challenge” burger, standing seven beef patties tall, layered with seven slices of American cheese.

The next time you are so drunk that this looks like a good idea, fork-over $7.77 for this burger and go to town. The good news is, you'll probably be so drunk you won't regret eating it.

At least for a couple hours.

And if you are curious, it weighs-in at over 1,300 calories, 98 grams of dripping-down-your-shirt fat, and a mere 4,500 milligrams of sodium (that's about two teaspoons of salt sprinked over your pterodactyl-sized burger).

If you really want to try this, the nearest Steak 'n Shake restaurants are located in New York City or Fredericksburg, VA.  Both locations are several hours away from South Jersey, which means if you drive to get one, you'll have plenty of time to ponder over what seemed like a good decision at the time as you drive home.