You would think that some things are so obvious that you wouldn't have to issue warnings.

You would be wrong.

This probably isn't safe for work. Or, anywhere.

Meet our hero. He thought he'd be a funny man by letting some fire ants loose in his groin area.

Moral of the Story: [THE ACTUAL MORAL OF THE STORY IS KINDA X-RATED, SO WE CAN'T PROVIDE IT HERE]

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