If you watched the GOP debate last night on CNN, one of the last questions asked to the candidates was what would their Secret Service code name be if they became president.

In case you don't know, the Secret Service uses code names to refer to the President and Vice President of the United States. President Obama is known as, "Renegade." President George W. Bush was referred to as, "Trailblazer," and President Clinton was known as, "Eagle."

Last night during the GOP debate on CNN, the candidates were asked how they would like the Secret Service to refer to them if they won the presidency. Some were kinda funny, some were kinda lame... Governor Christie said, "True Heart," Donald Trump said, "Humble," and Carly Fiorina picked, "Secretariat."

So, naturally, with the internet being the internet, a Secret Service code name generator popped-up on-line overnight from The Washington Post. You simply type in your name, your generation, and if you are running for president or not and it picks a name for you (and if you don't like it, keep clicking on it until you find one you do like).

So, naturally, I typed in my name and got...

Secret Service Code Name Generator
Secret Service Code Name Generator / washingtonpost.com
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Cotton Candy? What the hell kind of macho, "hey, damn it, I'm the President of the United States!" name is that? Imagine me as President, walking into a room with 40 or 50 of the world's top leaders, and they all start snickering at the thought of "cotton candy" walking into the room.

So I tried Joe Kelly's name... he got "Jolly Polly."  Georgia resulted in "Gigantic Charge."

Post your Secret Service code name in the comments section below to see if yours is better or more awful than ours...

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