Donald Trump has announced that he will make an announcement today at noon about Barack Obama.

Trump say the announcement could possible impact the election.







So what does The Donald have to say? No one really knows, so I thought I would take a stab at it.

Maybe Donald Trump will reveal that Barack Obama:

*is black.

*will be on the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice."

*hit the Charlie's Angels slots on the Trump Taj Mahal.

*is his brother.

*used to have a comb-over.

*is the first person to actually read one of Trump's books.

The "big announcement" according to Trump, will be "around noon" today. I, for one, will be at the edge of my seat.