I don't often get to write headlines like this one, but it's our Cat Country Dumb Story of the Morning - with accompanying video!

This woman was flying out of Turkey when she thought it would be a good idea to dry out her underwear using the airplane's air vent.

Debate has speculated on the possibility that "maybe the takeoff was sort of extreme and so now she has to dry them out."

Good thing she was Flying No Shame Airlines... Spirit would have charged her extra for irregular use of the air vents....