Help us help Randy. Help us clothe Randy.

Earlier this week, Randy Travis was arrested in Texas. He was naked.

As we look back in time, we ask, "Hasn't Randy Travis helped us before?" Maybe it's time we gave back, with the Cat Country Randy Travis Clothing Drive.

Please drop off your new or gently used tight jeans, cowboy shirts, real skinny ties, and over-sized pointy boots at these locations this weekend:  Circuit City, Seaman's Furniture, Chi-Chi's, and the Fotomat Booth in the parking lot of Borders Books.

Thanks for helping us help Randy get and stay dressed.

Yes, this is a joke.