Pink Pepsi

You've been thinking to yourself for some time now, "if only someone made milk taste more like soda -- and they made it look like Pepto Bismol." Your dreams have finally been answered in the form of Pink Pepsi, debuting in Japan on November 8th.  What is Pink Pepsi?  Pepsi's distributor in Japan described the drink as you being able to, "enjoy the rich aroma and refreshing taste of strawberry milk flavored cola."

Ok, let's regroup.  Milk is OK, cola is OK.  Strawberry flavored milk was OK when you were 9 years old.  Now they're releasing a strawberry flavored milk soda... with a "rich aroma."  Have you ever had milk or soda and thought, "wow - the aroma of this is amazing?"  Ewww.

Sadly, it's only available for a limited time in Japan.  Darn.