Dumb Story of the Morning

If you're going to take a Selfie with someone or something else, make sure you have a willing participant.

What do the Beaverites do in Beaverton? Well, naturally, they twerk. But, twerking in Beaverton will get you in trouble.

A press conference on train safety almost resulted in U.S. Senator Richard Blumenthal being given a new nickname.

You know what today is? Another day to take pictures of yourself!

You may have thought you've seen the worst Wheel of Fortune contestant before. Nothing tops this.

Cue the Cat Country "Dumb Story of the Morning" theme music.....

You hand over your car to the valet, and he promptly parks it. In the ocean.

Here's today's Cat Country Dumb Story of the Morning! This guy is a real dope!

I imagine the phrase, "Watch this" was uttered moments before this guy and his buddy began their little escapade.

Fire and gasoline don't mix. They do, however, help to make our Cat Country Dumb Story of the Morning.

WARNING: This story contains graphic language. Do not click through if you are easily offended.

Some Boy Scout Leaders better be prepared to serve some jail time! It's the video for our Cat Country Dumb Story of the Morning!