Tomorrow, Garth Brooks will announce his un-retirement. He'll announce his return to making music, and his return to the concert stage.

Let's look at what he won't announce.

1. Garth Brooks will not reveal that he's joining LeBron James and returning to Cleveland.

2. Garth Brooks will not announce that he will be Chris Christie's Presidential running mate.

3. Garth Brooks will not announce that he caught a great white shark just off the coast of Cape May.

4. Garth Brooks will not announce that he's giving away tickets starting Friday for 2 big South Jersey concerts for which tickets were gobbled up in minutes this spring.

5. Garth Brooks will not profess his love and devotion for Cat Country's Georgia. (At least we don't think he will....)