What's going on?

Who Is Actually Using The Phone Book These Days?
I'll be honest. Mine was at the bottom of my driveway the other day, next to my mailbox. It never made it into the house. I opened the garage and dropped it straight into the recycling container.
Here's Where to Get a Great $10 Burger!
We had to change plans on the fly because a planned Saturday lunch at Fred & Ethel's Restaurant in Smithville didn't happen. We made it inside the front door before seeing the looooong line of people waiting to be seated.