I might get dressed half-asleep and half-hung-over at 4am, but gosh-darn-it, I like to look halfway decent once in a while. I just won't be able to do it with the help of Abercrombie & Fitch.

The clothiers don't sell their clothing in XL or XXL sizes. That leaves me out.

Frankly, I don't care. (And, frankly, I now have a hot dog named after me.)

Some people, though, aren't too happy with Abercrombie & Fitch, as evident by this video: