Carrie Underwood Slapped Me!

So, here was my chance. My chance to kiss Carrie Underwood.

Never mind that she's happily married and I'm happily married, I just wanted one kiss. One little peck. After all, not too long ago, Underwood had brought a 14 year old on stage and gave him his first kiss. Carrie, in an interview, shared with me details of her first kiss.

Granted, I'm not 14 years old. I'm a little older. I'm probably old enough to be Carrie Underwood's...ah....much older brother.

Alas, I tried and she politely said no. And by politely, I mean she slapped me. Wow, it's just like the days when I was 14 years old....

Maybe she just didn't like my No Shave November beard.....