Carrie Underwood Slapped Me!
So, here was my chance. My chance to kiss Carrie Underwood.
Never mind that she’s happily married and I’m happily married, I just wanted one kiss. One little peck. After all, not too long ago, Underwood had brought a 14 year old on stage and gave him his first kiss. Carrie, in an interview, shared with me details of her first kiss.
Granted, I’m not 14 years old. I’m a little older. I’m probably old enough to be Carrie Underwood’s…ah….much older brother.
Alas, I tried and she politely said no. And by politely, I mean she slapped me. Wow, it’s just like the days when I was 14 years old….
Maybe she just didn’t like my No Shave November beard…..