This is the one everybody will be talking about today. It's Miley Cyrus' appearance at last night's MTV Video Music Awards.

Oh, sure, there were the members of *NSYNC getting back together again, and Taylor Swift letting an expletive or two fly from her seat in the front row, but Cyrus' appearance seemed to be the most bizarre of the bizzare.

I've already moved to rid our house of all Teddy Bears, just because....