A reporter for the Dallas Observer newspaper was assigned to cover the Florida-Georgia Line / Jason Aldean concert in that city last weekend. Saying he didn't like the show would be the understatement of the year.

Jaime-Paul Falcon writes for the Dallas Observer and he summed-up his concert experience by saying he'd rather get ebola instead of sitting through another Florida-Georgia Line / Jason Aldean concert. Ouch. Part of his review is as follows:

Ebola causes you to leak fluids from your body's orifices and bleed internally until your body starts to slowly shut down. Then you die from a combination of low blood-pressure and organ failure... And I would gladly endure it all so long as I never again have to suffer the experience of sitting seven rows back from the stage while Florida-Georgia Line and Jason Aldean gleefully danced on the grave of one of the most purely American forms of art to the tune of cheers from 9,999 very intoxicated people.

Oof.

Apparently his bad time started out in the parking lot of the venue because he wrote, "Michelob Ultra was chugged as if it were a life-extending elixir of the gods." He went on to slam FGL, comparing them to Limp Bizkit and then knocked them for playing their new song, "Dirt" twice.

And then Jason Aldean took the stage; his review: "very, very, very, very (12 more verys can go here) bad."

Oof.

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