Pole Vaulter Fails to Advance Because of Certain Male Body Part [NSFW]

A Japanese pole vaulter failed to advance past the qualifying round of the Olympics due to an unfortunate "body malfunction."

Hiroki Ogita failed to clear the bar when one of his body parts caught on the bar he was attempting to clear.

You don't know how difficult it was for me to refrain from any smart-alack comments right here....