Dumb Story of the Morning

It's possible you might have done one or two things in your life that featured your life flashing before your eyes. Afterward, you may have realized that the thing you did wasn't very bright. I'm sure this guy in Illinois is probably reconsidering  just what he was doing with the chainsaw.

When you agree to be my Facebook friend, it is assumed that we will stay friends forever. You poke me, I'll poke you. You need Farm Animals, I've got your back. Back out of an agreement and I'll open a can of whoopass on your life. That, apparently, is how the brain of Jennifer Christine Harris works...

50-year-old Carl Preston Jackson of Loris, South Carolina, was tired of his relatives sticking around.