If you have never heard Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' you may want to crawl out from the rock you've been living under for the past few decades.

If you have heard 'Jolene' and think it's as great as most Americans do, then you should do yourself a favor and listen to this version below.

What it is, at least according to the AV Club, is a 45 of the classic tune played at 33 RPM. Dolly's high-pitched voice goes down a bit, and the slower tempo actually makes the lyrics more heartfelt (as if that were possible). Nonetheless, enjoy and listen as much as you need.