Give Me a Bitch and a Fat Bastard

Well, now that I have your attention.......

I'd like to order two bottles of wine: One bottle of Bitch and one bottle of Fat Bastard.

Oh, yes, they are really names of wines.

How can I get a job naming wines? I couldn't do much worse than people currently doing the job!

Take a look at these names of wines I found online:

White Truck
Rough Day
Fifty Shades of Grey
Hallowine
Oops
Frog's Piss
Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush
Mad Housewife

The upcoming Grapes and Grain Festival - June 7th at the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City will also feature some uniquely named wines. Among them:

Purple Cowboy Trailboss Cabernet
Middle Sister Drama Queen Pinot Grigio
Goosebump Velvety Red
Conundrum White

I'm working on a list of my own wine names. So far, here's what I've got:

Communion Wine (Thus making me more likely to be struck by lightening)
Get Drunk Wine
Instant Headache Wine
Pour Me Another Glass Wine

Do you have any good wine names in your head?