Friday, on the "Cat Country Dumb Story of the Morning", we had, quite probably our dumbest story yet.

We're talking the dumbest story in 23 years, or roughly 6,900 tales of stupidity!

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We do the "Dumb Story of the Morning" each weekday morning on the Cat Country Morning Show with Joe and Jahna.

This story came to us from France, where two guys must have been drinking A LOT! The pair decided they were going to enhance certain body parts, and the story just got better from there.

Tune in for our "Dumb Story of the Morning" each weekday morning.

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Be sure to listen to the Cat Country Morning Show with Joe and Jahna, weekdays from 5:30 - 10am on Cat Country 107.3, on the Cat Country 107.3 APP and catcountry1073.com.

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