How Cold Is It Jokes
With temperatures falling into single digits this morning, it seems like the right time to throw out some “How cold is it?” jokes.
Please feel free to add your own in the comments section below.
How cold it it? It’s so cold,
*My car won’t run, and my nose won’t stop!
*It’s freezing the nuts off the Dorset Avenue Bridge in Ventnor.
*Your shadow freezes to the sidewalk!
*You have to open the `fridge to heat the house.
*Atlantic City’s hookers are charging 20 bucks to blow on your hands.
*Atlantic City politicians are putting their hands in their own pockets!
*Lucy the Elephant is wearing a fur coat!
*Drivers on the Parkway aren’t giving each other the finger…they’re giving them the mitten!