Excuse me sir, is that a chainsaw in your pants?

This guy was caught on video attempting to hide a chainsaw in his pants. Actually, he was wearing shorts!

Police report the thief made it out of the store and hid the saw in a nearby wooded area. After the video was watched, though, he was identified and arrested, and the saw was recovered.

For Sale: One Chainsaw. Works great. Was once in someone's pants.