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You are not blind, you read that headline correctly. A woman in Bristol, England attempted to throw poo out of a window and got stuck in it.

Gosh, I love the internet.

How does one get stuck in a window?

Why was she throwing poop out of it?

I'm so glad you asked. This is a Tinder date for the books.

Liam Smith was on a Tinder date with an unnamed woman when the incident occurred. You'll understand why she remains nameless.

The date went well so the pair took it back to Smith's apartment along with a bottle of wine.

Smith's date went to use the bathroom where things went awry.

When she went to flush her business, it did not go down. So she did what any rational person would do, she tried to throw it out of the window. Let's let that sink in for a minute.

The evidence did not make it to the ground and got trapped between two panes of glass. She grabbed a plastic bag and attempted to retrieve it. Smith was there to assist in this unfortunate situation. She handed him the bag full of her poo.

Now, that's a gentleman.

When the woman tried to get out of the window she got stuck and the fire department had to be called to get her out.

Unfortunately, the window had to be broken to get her out and Smith has to now replace the window.

I want to know if he will ever go on another date with her?

See the pictures and hear what Smith had to say about the situation here:

Source: BBC.com