Honest Jersey Shore Boardwalk T-Shirts

Anyone who's been to the Jersey Shore has seen a boardwalk shirt, usually with some cheesy saying or slogan on it.

We were thinking that it's time the shirt sayings got a little more...honest.

1
"I feed birds."
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2
"I brake in the EZ-Pass Express Lane."
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3
"I'm going to leave trash on the sand."
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4
"I block intersections."
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5
"I drive 50 mph in the left lane."
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6
"I'm too pale for this outfit."
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7
"I tried making a left turn on Rt. 9."
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8
"Do my socks look good with these sandals?"
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9
"I sat in traffic longer than I'll actually be here."
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10
"I'm reasonably sure I could pump my own gas."
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