Danish Kids TV Show Features Man With Giant Penis
So, you thought "School House Rock" was ahead of its time....
A Danish TV Network has launched a new children's show that features a main character "with a penis so enormous, he can barely control it." (Yes, please insert your own jokes here....)
For some reason, his very long male appendage is red and white stripped. Dare I describe it as "candy-cane-like"?
The show is called "John Dillermand." I don't know the Danish translation of the word, "Dillermand", but I can only guess....
WAIT! I found it! According to decider.com:
“diller” means “penis” in Danish, and “Dillermand” translates to “penis-man”
Who thought this would be a good idea for a kid's show?
You probably don't speak Danish either, but I think you can easily figure out what's happening...
Now, believe it or not, not everyone is happy about a kid's TV show starring a man with a very long penis. You'll find some hilarious comments - both for and against the show - on the network's Facebook page.
Not much else to say, but again, insert your own jokes here.