Only George Carlin Can Save Us From The `Rona
Here we go - into the first weekend with no sports, no concerts, no parades, and no gatherings of more than, what, two people?
Only George Carlin can save us.
Which is fantastic - except for the fact that he's been pretty much dead for the last 12 years.....
(Editorial note: In my headline I used the term "The `Rona." My hip, young morning show co-host Jahna insists that that's what all the cool kids are calling the coronavirus.)
Anyway, George Carlin, the comedian, remains dead today, but before he died he did a stand-up routine about germs. Since yesterday, I've watched it 27 times, and I urge you to do the same.
Safe for work? This would be the opposite of safe for work... unless you're quarantined by yourself.
Watch this and good luck. Let's live life, people!