Twitter has become the best place to find the most profound short-form statements humanity has to offer. The social media platform is home to the most objective political statements, much needed spoilers, and the opinions you’ve always wanted to read. Twitter is also the place to find the best pork roll statements. Shockingly, that last sentence wasn’t actually sarcastic. People love pork roll and they love to profess that adoration in 280 characters or less.

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    The sympathetic tweet.

     

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    The rational tweet.

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    The terrible story tweet.

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    The Captain Obvious tweet.

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    The brutally honest tweet.

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    The wise tweet.

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    The health nut tweet.