If You Look Like This and Commit a Crime, Just Turn Yourself In
If you look like this and do something wrong, chances are it'll be easy for cops to find you.
This one comes from one of my friends who works at a group of radio stations in Yuma, Arizona. She posted this mug shot and 93 reactions flew threw my mind all at the same time.
According to police in Yuma, they responded to a local jewelry store on December 14th for the report of a robbery. Cops say a guy with tattoos entered the store and took about $4,000 worth of jewelry.
Understatement of the year: "guy with tattoos."
The day after Christmas, cops, "located a male subject matching the description from the robbery," and he was arrested.
One has to wonder if "subject matching the description" was difficult to find given his, shall we say, unique appearance.
You see kids, most criminals try to hide their appearance or -- at the very least -- not stick out like a sore thumb.
In other words, if you look like this and you do something wrong, you might as well just turn yourself in right away.