New Dating App for Men with Small *Ahem* Packages
If you were listening to Joe and Jahna this morning on the Cat Country Morning Show, you might've heard them talk about something Jahna was afraid wasn't safe for radio - lol.
I couldn't believe that I had just read what I read. An app for guys who are barely there *down there*. I immediately started cracking up and knew I had to forward it to Joe Kelly. It's just too good.
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@joekelly1073 and @jahnamichal from the #CatCountryMorningShow talk about the new app out there for guys that, ya know, aren’t packing too much poor guys . P.S. you cold, Jahn? . #datingapps #relationships #joeandjahna #jahnascold #catcountry1073 #dating #millennials #dinkyone
The app is called, and I'm not making this up, "Dinky Ones", and it's for men who don't want to deal with the pressure of waiting to reveal their big (or, not so big) secret to women.
Not to portray myself as ignorant, but the fact that this app even had a solid niche must mean guys are A LOT more insecure about that than I ever would have thought. Also, I mean, don't most men pretend they aren't afflicted with that issue? I thought it was something most men just tried to downplay as much as possible.
Alas, here we are. The "Dinky Ones" app exists. This is the world we live in. Ladies, knock yourselves out.