Grab a Used Stripper Pole on South Jersey Craigslist Classifieds

You never know what you'll find on Craigslist. Maybe you'll find something you'll never know you needed.

Like a used stripper pole.

Well, a hardly-if-ever-used stripper pole, if you're to believe the seller.

In the classified section of Craigslist - South Jersey, there's a stripper pole for sale (assuming it hasn't been scooped up since this article was written and published.)

The listing describes the item as a "Stripper Pole/Dance Pole." It says it's a "static" dance pole. I'm not sure what that means. Does that mean it does conducts static electricity? I can't imagine that would be a good thing - you could start a fire, right?

The pole is being offered for $100, although the seller states that he/she paid $180 for it.

The seller says that he/she set it up, then quickly realized they didn't want it. (Gee - what's the real story here? Did he/she realize he/she couldn't dance on the pole? Did his/her dad see it and outlaw it from the house? We really want to know!)

Anyway, it says that it's all brand new and all the pieces are in the box.

If you're thinking, "I'd get it, but I have nowhere to put it...", well, how about your kitchen?

Maybe we could get it for our radio studio. Sure would be a conversation starter the next time the chamber of commerce comes by for a tour.

SOURCE: Craigslist - South Jersey