How To Land A Man – Guaranteed!

You might think a guy writing a story for women on how to land a man is odd. No, it's not.

I know what men want, and I'm going to tell you.

Men want Tagalongs, Thin Mints, Lemon Chalet Cremes, and Savannahs. Girl Scout Cookies. Yep. That's what we want. Well, almost.

What we want is those cookie flavors on your lips. Mmmmm. We will kiss you forever. I promise.

If you're wondering how to crush the cookies all over your lips and then get us to kiss you....don't. Instead there's a new product that's perfect for you - and us. It's Lip Smacker's new lipstick collection - Girl Scout Cookies.

Yes, a lipstick flavored like Girl Scout Cookies. In all the best flavors. Girl Scouts Lip Smacker.

You're welcome.