No, Mark Zuckerberg Didn’t Instant Message You Last Night [VIDEO]

I want to stand on a mountain and scream, "How can you be so gullible?"

Yesterday, my phone starting pinging with instant message alerts. Several dozen people had forwarded me the latest "Mark Zuckerburg" instant message, informing Facebook users that they would soon have to start paying for Facebook.

I want to shout, "How can you be so gullible?"

The real Mark Zuckerburg testified before a congressional panel last week. Did you not hear or read anything of what he had to say?

Apparently not, because I've received all these forwards of this crappy instant message and video below.

I want to shout, "How can you be so gullible""

Let's talk about the crappy video. Zuckerburg has access to state of the art production facilities and technologies. Don't you think he'd make something with a little less blurriness?

Then there's the written message from "The Zuck Man" himself. Um, don't you think Mark Zuckerburg knows how to use spell check - or at least could afford to employ an army of individuals to spell check for him?

I want to shout, "How can you be so gullible?"

 Hi, I'm Mark Zuckerberg The Director of facebook. Hello everyone, it seems that all the warnings were real, facebook use will cost money If you send this string to 18 different from your list, your icon will be blue and it will be free for you. If you do not believe me tomorrow at 6 pm that facebook will be closed and to open it you will have to pay, this is all by law. This message is to inform all our users, that our servers have recently been very congested, so we are asking for your help to solve this problem. We require that our active users forward this message to each of the people in your contact list in order to confirm our active facebook users if you do not send this message to all your facebook contacts then your account will remain inactive with the consequence of Lose all your cont the transmission of this message. Your SmartPhone will be updated within the next 24 hours, will have a new design and a new color for the chat. Dear Facebook users, we are going to do an update for facebook from 23:00 p.m. until 05:00 a.m. on this day. If you do not send this to all your contacts the update will be canceled and you will not have the possibility to chat with your facebook messages Will go to pay rate unless you are a frequent user. If you have at least 10 contacts Send this sms and the logo will turn red to indicate that you are a user Confirmed ... We finish it for free Tomorrow they start to collect the messages for facebook at 0.37 cents Forward this message to more than 9 people of your contacts and it will be free of life for you to watch and it will turn green the ball of above do it and you will see.to 9 of you